Boy – “dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother.” Santa – “Send me your mother.”
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta
Father of all non veg: A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father—‘ Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? Surprised father answered– ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet! Merry Christmas! ——————— Q: What’s the difference between snow men and snow ladies? A: Snowballs. ——————— Merry Christmas! MC BC! .