Husband Wife Double Meaning Jokes

Husband walking behind his Wife says, “Baby u’ve become so fat…ur bums look lyk a washing machine!!” ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking…๐Ÿ˜•
At night the husband asks for sex..๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wife – Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !! 
Why don’t you do a hand wash!!!!! 
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