Husband Wife Double Meaning Jokes

Husband walking behind his Wife says, “Baby u’ve become so fat…ur bums look lyk a washing machine!!” 😁😁
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking…πŸ˜•
At night the husband asks for sex..😎
Wife – Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !! 
Why don’t you do a hand wash!!!!!