English Jokes Archive
Wrong use of d word ‘Fuck’. Rocky has broken his leg n his buddy Bob comes over 2 c him. Bob: How r u doin g ?? Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs &
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta
girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there?
1⃣ first night both man and wife claim virginity. Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well? Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?
A bull ?was servicing the cows? . Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull ?have sex? Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day. Lady looks at husband: You see? . Husband asks