16 funniest Whatsapp Non Veg Dirty Jokes

Latest Non Veg Jokes Collection

Non Veg Question

1⃣Sawal jo apke dimag ki lavde laga dega
Agar apke sath ek hi bed par
1 side nangi ladki????????????

Aur

Dusri side nanga ladka????????????

letaa ho

To aap kiski taraf GAND karke Soyenge…… 

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Ladkiyon Pent me Zip kyo hoti hai?

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
– Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”
– Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai….. ????❓❓❓❓❓

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Condom Jokes in Hindi

Todays spcl—-Dr. Giving Lecture…..! S*x ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!!  

Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!:????????????????
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School male hai ki female….?

Pintya : School male hai ki female….?
Buntya : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ….

 Benchod very confusing …!!????????????

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Sunny Leone Non Veg Jokes

Sunny Leone in KBC ! 
Amitabh : Aap ke ni*ple ka colour kaunsa hai ?

A-Black 

B-Dark Brown

C-Light Brown 

D-Pink 
Sunny Leone : I’ll go for audience poll ! ????????              

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Aurat ki Non Veg short Story

1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum s*x karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho?

She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..

“aakhir pati hai wo mere..????      

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Samosa Kachori ka non veg jokes

Lady Tcher – Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?

Ek Saitan Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,

Nahi pehenogi to kachori….!!

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Santa aur Jawahar Nehru Nonveg Jokes

new stock

U will love it

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Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi. 

Kyun? 

Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?

Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.

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Pagar Sardar Non Veg Jokes

Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha – 8 inch.

Lady clerk – ye kya hae? kato ise

Sardar: kitna?

Lady: pura

Sardar – Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga????

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Osho style nonveg Jokes

A journalist to Osho :

Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram? 

Osho: Mere ko kya? 

Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.

Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.

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Santa aur Viagra

Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad…
Santa bola: “Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi”
GF: “Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?”
Santa: “Nahi janu, Ab palat jao”..

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Sasural me Chud*i

Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj s*x ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..
Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai…!

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Bhakt aur Baba Ramdev NonVeg Jokes

BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo. 
BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega

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Builder ke Dirty Jokes

 Suhag raat mein.

 BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.

 WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.

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Non Veg Jokes – Sardar aur ek Baba

Baba S*x ki Goli Bech Raha Tha

1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba

2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba

SARDAR

Baba 10 Goli Lu To?
BABA

madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega

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Marwari ka NonVeg Cheap Jokes

Marwadi ki wife s*x karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo..

 Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?

 Iski expiry date march 2017 hai ! …..????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Dirty Santa aur ek Ladki

Girl – Aaj Aisa “S*X” Karo Ki Meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Dur Tak Sunai De
Santa Ne CONDOM Par LAL MIRCH Lagai.

Bas Fir kya ….

M.D.H Ka Tadka
Ang Ang Fadka !!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????